A Note About My John

I love him. But really - why can't he cut his hair. That curly flop hanging in his face is not attractive. If he insists on dating Jessica...can't she do some good and clean him up a bit? The same way J-Lo cleaned up Ben when she was dating him. Use your powers for good Jessica.

...Although look where that ended. Maybe the key to relationship happiness is to accept them as they are. J-Lo didn't do anything with Skeletor (also known as Marc Anthony) and they seem to be in wedded bliss.

me.